I’m in the bathroom and a girl just came out to her friend ad my shit is halfway out my ass and they heard some plunk into the toilet and one girl said “Is anyone else here?” why do I get stuck in situations like this
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- Me: Yes
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- Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
Niggas always tryna be smooth when a girl tell them they name she be like “My name Lisa” the nigga be like “Oh Lisa lisssa ok i I like that name Ms. Lisa lol”
It be like that sometimes at the club 🙄🙄
My girl not allowed to eat honey nut cheerios. What the fuck she tryna do? Lower her cholesterol, live longer than me and find another nigga? Shiiiitt.
If your lady doesn’t fascinate you why be with her?
Like you gotta really sit there and admire your girl. Take her to her favorite store and fall back. Let her do her thing. Just admire her from a good distance and study her uniqueness. Remember all the feelings you felt the first time you laid eyes on her.
If I was with someone and I knew they were doing this, I’d melt and ask them to come with me in the fitting room real quick.